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"No, what you want is the queens-bound F train. Where you are now is in my house."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

Smart Bomb.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

"I think I'm lost."

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

"Then again, maybe the fourth green is that way."

Stress on GPs

Two cows in military dress looking at a map table with a cow-design.

'I don't know why you find it so hard to stop and ask for directions.'

Petro Poroshenko

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Orienteering 101

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Rand McNally's cartography department enjoys a spirited, after-hours game of charades.

A car in a tree.

'Acquiring Satellite.'

Thou Art Here.

Directions Available - Discretion Assured.

New Indian Strain of Coronavirus

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

"Recalculating."

"Dad's working out car charging points if we want to visit grandad."