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'Dang Harold, hide that map or he'll know we're tourists!'

"Then again, maybe the fourth green is that way."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Jack of all trades

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Opening the door to new customers

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Woman applying makeup

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"I think we could work very well together."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

TV News. Multiple drenching thunderstorms are forming over the region. What's your weather segment lead-in? "There's a soaker born every minute!"

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

Fisherman get a good catch.

'Sodding Sat Nav.'

Water: the first medicine

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

'The spots are much clearer.'

Cellular Plan

Where baby grand pianos come from.

"Next year we are committed to having a paperless office, and this is how we are going to do it."

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."

Surfer and the Whale

'I'm trading futures in green sheets.'