Medical Muddler Gifts

Stress on GPs

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

Doctor's poker.

'I donated my body to science..'

Biker and Cyclist.

'The knee brace I prescribed, you put on over your head.'

'I see a change in matters of the heart, liver, kidneys. . .'

Man pondering signpost reading NHS and Complementary Medicine.

'I don't understand why you don't want to take your daily medication.'

"He just called our work substandard."

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

'They say medicine is a calling. . . but it's days like this I wish I'd had call waiting.'

"I'm thinking of getting out of medicine completely… or volunteering in a third world country to do my liposuction."

"How do I get Nurse Jenkins to stop saying 'I told you so'?"

Medicine's Myriad Mysteries - "Cold?", "Muscle strain?"...

At first she didn't want to live if it meant being attached to tubes. But before you knew it, they were getting along just fine.

'Double or nothing on the second opinion, Doc?'

'Strip DOWN to your waist, Mr Yomp, not UP!'

Monday Morning at 9:02 am

'It says not to use heavy machinery when taking these. What's heavy machinery?'

"I just messed with the past."

Prayers To ZYP, The God Of Postal Service

"There's trouble at ball-bearing works!"

"No, what you want is the queens-bound F train. Where you are now is in my house."

"The resilience of the human spirit can be truly inspiring."

"'An easy fly ball to center field' - We'll see about that."

"The best thing about visiting a hospital is that you see a lot of people who are much worse than you. That usually cheers me up."

"My insurance will pay for a new hip, but I really need better glasses and a hearing aid."

'I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.'

'Do you have your original warranty?'

Stop looking guilty! You haven't done anything! Just act normal!