Managerial Meddler Gifts

"He just called our work substandard."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

Dogs life

"Thank God you're home. Someone crapped on the carpet again."

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

Two children play with a pedal bin

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

"Come on boy. Tell Daddy where you buried the leg of lamb."

Teacher's pet dog

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."