Machinery Meddler Gifts

"There's trouble at ball-bearing works!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Motivation to work

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Meet the new factory manager.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Man and Machine snoozing

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Crane fishing

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

'I think I found the problem.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

Brown only photocopier sales.

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

Stress on GPs

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know how I managed without it."

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

Biker and Cyclist.

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Farmer

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

Digger.

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.