Machinery Meddler Pillows

"There's trouble at ball-bearing works!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Motivation to work

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Meet the new factory manager.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Man and Machine snoozing

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Crane fishing

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

'I think I found the problem.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

Brown only photocopier sales.

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

Stress on GPs

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know how I managed without it."

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Biker and Cyclist.

Farmer

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

Machine

Digger.