Mailing Muddler Pillows

Prayers To ZYP, The God Of Postal Service

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

Can you mumble, mumble mumble? You're mumbling. What are you saying? I'm asking for your mumble, mumble. You're asking for my help? I can't get the word out. Can I get a little mumble? Mumble.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

You've got snail.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Stress on GPs

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

'My wife doesn't appreciate that I push the envelope every day.'

In 5 Years...

"He just called our work substandard."

Pirate Mail.

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD

'Yes, I understand that at the Pony Express, you deliver promptly, but it doesn't change the fact that this is NOT my mail...'

Monday Morning at 9:02 am

Neither snow nor rain nor Trump and Dejoy stay these couriers from their rounds.

This is a very friendly email program. It dots the i's and crosses the t's with mustaches.

"There's trouble at ball-bearing works!"

'Just junk mail this morning, sir.'

Man posting a letter in his office faced with various openings

"No, what you want is the queens-bound F train. Where you are now is in my house."

'A good day! Two letters for me and a sample of 'Seafood Gourmet Delight' for you.'

'I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.'

"Nothing but junk mail and a death certificate."

Post Office

"That's junk mail. Its younger brother is named spam."