Mechanical Mischief Makers Pillows

"I'll take a look at it, but I don't know much about green cars."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Less expensive equivalent.

Knights

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Doctor, I can't feel my legs! I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms.

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

'Good news! Your positives look negative.'

"My trun!!"

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

'Stop that Betty. We're here to fish, not to mess around.'

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

'Not that babysitter again! Better behave or she zaps you...'

Frankie the discount genie

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

'You're the only person I know who takes divots on the green.'

'A second opinion would be appreciated only if confirms my opinion.'

'I've got acid indigestion.'

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.