Sports Mischief Maker Pillows

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Swimming Prankster

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Less expensive equivalent.

Occupational Hazards.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

Doctor, I can't feel my legs! I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms.

"Sending out 1300 redundancy notices by mistake was a bit of a blooper!"

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

'Good news! Your positives look negative.'

Mozart swimming.

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

Timpani for the devil

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

Frankie the discount genie

'I realize it's a bit strange, sir, but due to the new health information privacy laws, none of us is allowed to know your identity.'

'A second opinion would be appreciated only if confirms my opinion.'

'I've got acid indigestion.'