Mechanical Mischief Enthusiasts Pillows

'Oh, here comes trouble - spanner enters workplace full of cogs!'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

'I don't want to hear your problems, Hawkins---take your troubles five doors down, to our for-crying-out-loud! department'

"It's hard to trust those Beanbirds. They're always 'up' to something!"

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

'I gave you a few extra stitches - Your husband's idea, really!'

"Very impressive. . . internet troll."

"Nurse, you've mixed up the helium and oxygen again haven't you ?"

Hard-working.

'Mr Mundello, when I said strip to the waist, I meant for you to start at the top.'

"It ran amok."

'Okay, you're due for a lube job, fluid levels check and a new ball joint. Oh, skip that...this is my list...'

WD40

Urine sample

'I'll say this for it - It keeps him out of the house.'

I think we have mice.

"I'm turning myself in-now can I claim the reward?"

'Pop the hood. I think your inverted Republican fiscal flux capacitor is slowing you down.'

'Mom, Jason is making negative robocalls about me!'

Hospital "They fell off the back of a trolley"

"With some rest, vitamins and mild exercise, that metal fatigue should clear up in just a few weeks!"

"I'll take a look at it, but I don't know much about green cars."

Careful Fred, looks like another leper con.

'Is this high enough?'

Next year Timmy gets socks for his birthday

"So this is what you do when I pretend to leave, then come back unexpectedly in five minutes."

"Harry, the glaucoma machine needs adjusting again!"

"Me?! I thought you brought a washer!"