Mechanical Mischief Enthusiasts Pillows

'Oh, here comes trouble - spanner enters workplace full of cogs!'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

"It's hard to trust those Beanbirds. They're always 'up' to something!"

'I don't want to hear your problems, Hawkins---take your troubles five doors down, to our for-crying-out-loud! department'

"Very impressive. . . internet troll."

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

'I gave you a few extra stitches - Your husband's idea, really!'

"Nurse, you've mixed up the helium and oxygen again haven't you ?"

Hard-working.

'Mr Mundello, when I said strip to the waist, I meant for you to start at the top.'

"It ran amok."

'Okay, you're due for a lube job, fluid levels check and a new ball joint. Oh, skip that...this is my list...'

Urine sample

WD40

'Pop the hood. I think your inverted Republican fiscal flux capacitor is slowing you down.'

"I'm turning myself in-now can I claim the reward?"

'I'll say this for it - It keeps him out of the house.'

Hospital "They fell off the back of a trolley"

"With some rest, vitamins and mild exercise, that metal fatigue should clear up in just a few weeks!"

'Is this high enough?'

Careful Fred, looks like another leper con.

Next year Timmy gets socks for his birthday

"I'll take a look at it, but I don't know much about green cars."

"So this is what you do when I pretend to leave, then come back unexpectedly in five minutes."

"Harry, the glaucoma machine needs adjusting again!"

"Me?! I thought you brought a washer!"

Spotcheck: Big city crime comes to Midville.