Mind Meddler Gifts

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

Stop looking guilty! You haven't done anything! Just act normal!

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

Man and brain

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

Analyst and patient

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

Stress on GPs

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Like all of us, he asked many different questions throughout his life.

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

"My lecture is about our short attention spans and what a lovely day it is I should be walking but tomorrow maybe I’ll cut the grass..."

"Let it out. Let it all out."

"Therapist: Six couches no waiting"

'I'm trying to work on Mr. Findlay's self-esteem, Miss Oglethorpe — stop giggling in there!'