Mind Minder Gifts

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

X-ray Psychology.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"Don't even think about it."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Man and brain

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

"Half-full. Those were the days."

Analyst and patient

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

She's good, but Mom's better.