Medical Miscommunication Enthusiast Gifts

'Strip DOWN to your waist, Mr Yomp, not UP!'

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

"I meant the dog!"

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

After years of chasing and fighting they discovered it was all just a misunderstanding.

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

"For the last time, 'port' is left, 'starboard' is right!"

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

When you said it was a place with women and a bar I didn't think you meant a ballet class.

'You've got Finklestein's syndrome!' - 'Are you Finklestein?'

'You came through the delivery with flying colors, Mrs. Lewis.'

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

"Aunt Mary, I think you may not have heard me right. I requested a bundt cake."

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

"How do I get Nurse Jenkins to stop saying 'I told you so'?"

Sea kelp? I said "seek help"!

'Sir, I'm an estate agent. Not a showbiz agent.'

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

Shoot...not literally, of course.

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

The Embarrassment of Van Gogh

'Your chart here says you've had some sort of allergic reaction to frogs' legs...can you be more specific?'

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

"Gina remembers where she left her pen... No wonder I can't write with this. It's a rectal thermometer."

'I said Mascarpone not Mask A Pony!'