Medical Miscommunication Enthusiast Mugs

'Strip DOWN to your waist, Mr Yomp, not UP!'

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

"I meant the dog!"

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

After years of chasing and fighting they discovered it was all just a misunderstanding.

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

"For the last time, 'port' is left, 'starboard' is right!"

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

'You've got Finklestein's syndrome!' - 'Are you Finklestein?'

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

'You came through the delivery with flying colors, Mrs. Lewis.'

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

"How do I get Nurse Jenkins to stop saying 'I told you so'?"

Shoot...not literally, of course.

'Sir, I'm an estate agent. Not a showbiz agent.'

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

'Your chart here says you've had some sort of allergic reaction to frogs' legs...can you be more specific?'

"Gina remembers where she left her pen... No wonder I can't write with this. It's a rectal thermometer."

'I said Mascarpone not Mask A Pony!'

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"