Morning Dawdler Gifts

Girls in bed

Sign on the gate of Peaceful Hills reads 'No early birds.'

Man funneling the wide spray from his shower

Back to work...

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"How about a little more coffee?"

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

'Gravity wins - again.'

the Morning Joe team.

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'Was the class too early for you?'

Alarm

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

Monday Checklist.

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

Your hands are cold...

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

Monday 5:30 am

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

'Was the interview too early for you?'

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

Procrastinators Anonymous: Just wait and see.

"...were in fact not victims but just had a really, really hard time getting out of bed this morning."

George was not a morning person.

Lance, the more I drink, the funnier you get! That's why the Fusco brothers are starting a campaign urging Americans to pour beer over their breakfast cereal instead of milk, as they read the comics.

Instant human... just add coffee

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.