Morning Dawdler Pillows

Girls in bed

Sign on the gate of Peaceful Hills reads 'No early birds.'

Man funneling the wide spray from his shower

Back to work...

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"How about a little more coffee?"

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Gravity wins - again.'

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'Was the class too early for you?'

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

Alarm

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

Monday Checklist.

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

Your hands are cold...

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

'Was the interview too early for you?'

Monday 5:30 am

Procrastinators Anonymous: Just wait and see.

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

"...were in fact not victims but just had a really, really hard time getting out of bed this morning."

George was not a morning person.

Instant human... just add coffee

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

To Do: 1) Wake up 2) Smell coffee.

"Grrr."