Morning Dawdlers Pillows

"The plan was to work out today, but now the toaster is taking so long that I think it'll have to wait until tomorrow."

Back to work...

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"How about a little more coffee?"

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Gravity wins - again.'

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

Alarm

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

'Was the class too early for you?'

Girls in bed

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

Off to work.

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

Monday Checklist.

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'Was the interview too early for you?'

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

Procrastinators Anonymous: Just wait and see.

Monday 5:30 am

"...were in fact not victims but just had a really, really hard time getting out of bed this morning."

George was not a morning person.

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

Instant human... just add coffee

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

Whack Your Alarm Clock

To Do: 1) Wake up 2) Smell coffee.

It's 9:00am but if feels like 8:00am - 'It's 7:00pm but it feels like 6:00pm' - 'It's 9:00am but it feels like I'm trapped in a soul destroying job.' -