Morning Strugglers Gifts

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'Can you reset this rooster somehow? -- They transferred me to the night shift.'

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

Man Finally Gets out of Bed.

'Look, I can get up bright, or I can get up early - I can't do both!'

'They say women are the weaker sex, but have you ever tried getting a duvet off your wife at three in the morning?'

Alarm

"Coffee doesn't get me out of bed in the morning. I need a direct short from a defibrillator."

Back to work...

"How about a little more coffee?"

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

'Gravity wins - again.'

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

In the Days Before Coffee

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

'Was the class too early for you?'

Eye Opener

Monday Checklist.

"...were in fact not victims but just had a really, really hard time getting out of bed this morning."

George was not a morning person.

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."

Monday 5:30 am

"One of you will have to remain behind."

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

'Was the interview too early for you?'

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."