Mealtime Gifts

"You do like octopus?"

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"You keep impeccable time."

'You're right baby, throwing food is fun.'

Woman opens sushi box.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Sunrise and Sunset

"Michael, do your dinner."

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

"Save some for Daddy, Buttercup."

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

Catering for a large family.

"If you know what you want, please say so now, otherwise listen carefully, because the menu option have changed."

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."

"I don't know, sweetheart. Perhaps Daddy can tell us if chickens have souls."

"If so many things taste like chicken, why did God make chickens?"

'Biscuit?' 'Leave it in the in-tray for the morning.'

'You mean, you cooked broccoli on PURPOSE?'

I've noticed the tone of your letters always change after lunch.

Sign on door: Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

"I find it hard to give thanks for broccoli casserole."

"Stop playing with your food!"

Will My Kid Eat This?

Lunch Break

'He gets a napkin. I don't get a napkin.'

'A little one that hangs on the door knob, Ed.'