Meal Time Fun Gifts

"You do like octopus?"

"That's it. We’re toast."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"You keep impeccable time."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"J'entends le poulet qui arrive!"

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

"Since when is 'Broccoli man' a superhero?"

Woman opens sushi box.

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

BLT

Try to cut down on your salt intake.

Have you said grace? No, we said grace yesterday, this is leftovers!

'For what we are about to receive...'

"If so many things taste like chicken, why did God make chickens?"

Supper.

"I find it hard to give thanks for broccoli casserole."

"How interesting, Mr Spladgeforth, we don't often see the Eiffel Tower made out of sausages!"

'He gets a napkin. I don't get a napkin.'

'You and your insensitive 'what is it?'!'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: Not getting the last serving of your tia's lengua casserole.

'He did?'

'You're right baby, throwing food is fun.'

Two children and their nurse sat down for a meal