Morning Mayhem Lover Gifts

Future garbage truck driver.

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

"Aaah, early morning, my favourite part of the day..."

'Damn early birds.'

the Morning Joe team.

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

'Well, Hawkins, I see you made it to work on time.'

"I want you to know there's a song in my heart this morning."

A severe case of getting up on the wrong side of bed...

'Bill's alarm clocks were going off early today.'

'Where do you keep the coffee cups, the sugar, the cream, the two eggs over light, and the morning paper?'

"If you like it, there's more on the kitchen."

Wordilly Durdillies - Larry needed time to get his head together

Woman scared of bug

"I made breakfast last spring."

Destroying Music Speakers.

'Oh, they're just having another heated argument.'

"When you put on a magic silk hat, things can get out of hand pretty quickly,

"Wait a minute...you did WHAT to those who missed the sales targets??!"

Three-Martini Breakfast

'Take cover, everybody! It's the off key kid and his band of tone deaf outlaws!'

'It's for breakfast viewers.'

'My wife finally got up early enough to fix me a hot breakfast.'

"So this is what you do when I pretend to leave, then come back unexpectedly in five minutes."

Off Licence - "What wine goes with breakfast?"

'Wakey,wakey - we don't want to be late for Relate!'

Just a sec...

'Oh no! Weapons of musical destruction!'

'Wife's having a makeover...daughter's having a sleepover...Firm's having a takeover. I have a hangover...and you?'