Morning Mayhem Lover Pillows

Future garbage truck driver.

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

"Aaah, early morning, my favourite part of the day..."

'Damn early birds.'

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

'Well, Hawkins, I see you made it to work on time.'

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

"I want you to know there's a song in my heart this morning."

A severe case of getting up on the wrong side of bed...

'Where do you keep the coffee cups, the sugar, the cream, the two eggs over light, and the morning paper?'

'Bill's alarm clocks were going off early today.'

"Wait a minute...you did WHAT to those who missed the sales targets??!"

"If you like it, there's more on the kitchen."

"When you put on a magic silk hat, things can get out of hand pretty quickly,

'Oh, they're just having another heated argument.'

Wordilly Durdillies - Larry needed time to get his head together

Woman scared of bug

Destroying Music Speakers.

Three-Martini Breakfast

'It's for breakfast viewers.'

"So this is what you do when I pretend to leave, then come back unexpectedly in five minutes."

'My wife finally got up early enough to fix me a hot breakfast.'

Off Licence - "What wine goes with breakfast?"

'Wakey,wakey - we don't want to be late for Relate!'

Just a sec...

'Oh no! Weapons of musical destruction!'

'Wife's having a makeover...daughter's having a sleepover...Firm's having a takeover. I have a hangover...and you?'

"Look at it this way, Herb....at least the paperboy didn't throw it on the roof this time!"