Monster Mayhem Lover Pillows

Woman scared of bug

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Future garbage truck driver.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'Save us!'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Monster Clown

'Regular or decapitated?'

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

Born of the Dead

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"So much for that vintage!"

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

Vampire Bat