Monster Mayhem Lover Pillows

Woman scared of bug

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Future garbage truck driver.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'Save us!'

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Monster Clown

'Regular or decapitated?'

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

"So much for that vintage!"

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

Vampire Bat

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"I feel all tingly."