Musical Mayhem Enthusiast Gifts

'Oh no! Weapons of musical destruction!'

Future garbage truck driver.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Other men just sing in the bath

"Michael Bolton at Folsom Prison"

The Noisy Neighbours

Hospital ER. My CD player malfunctioned! And now there's a song stuck in his head!

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

"When you put on a magic silk hat, things can get out of hand pretty quickly,

Destroying Music Speakers.

Wordilly Durdillies - Larry needed time to get his head together

"Wait a minute...you did WHAT to those who missed the sales targets??!"

"Gesundheit!"

'Oh, they're just having another heated argument.'

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

Musician sneezes and blows away musical notes.

Occupational Hazards of Playing the Harp.

'Take cover, everybody! It's the off key kid and his band of tone deaf outlaws!'

An Instrument of Death.

Trumpet player punctures a cheek.

"Next, I'd like to do a tribute to Tupac."

Military conductor

'I've just swallowed my mouth organ.' - 'Thank goodness you don't play the piano.'