Musical Mayhem Lover Gifts

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Future garbage truck driver.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Popera!

Von Trapp family masks

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Musical Eye Test

Joseph and his coat

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'I'm surprised you don't try the West End,old chap!'

WANTED The Strad Cad

"Looks like Broadway's back."

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

"Those who can can, dance."

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

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Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

Flop Musicals: Singing in the Crane.

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."