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'Take cover, everybody! It's the off key kid and his band of tone deaf outlaws!'

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Future garbage truck driver.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Popera!

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

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Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

I'd like to donate to your theater, but

Joseph and his coat

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"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

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'I'm surprised you don't try the West End,old chap!'

"Those who can can, dance."

"Looks like Broadway's back."

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

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'I delivered him during the second act of Les Miserables. I delivered her during the first act of Phantom of the Opera. This one I deliveried. . .'

Noel Coward

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

I'm freaking out! Thursday is dress rehearsal. Nerves? Work! I've got a math and history test on Friday. Why did I ever sign up for the spring musical? Because it's fun? West Fester High School. On my college application it'll look like I had fun. It'll go with your "Looks aren't important" essay.

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

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