Mayhem Enthusiast Gifts

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

Future garbage truck driver.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Save us!'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Unrest Area.

The End is Nigh

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Boys Cooking

Chaos Theory Conference.

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!