Morning Mayhem Enthusiast Gifts

Wordilly Durdillies - Larry needed time to get his head together

Future garbage truck driver.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

1,572 Performances.

Running Latte

'Do you want toast with that?'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

The Coordination Committee meets. . .

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

"I'm more of a day owl."

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"Good coffee."

"Dang it."

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

"Tough time getting out of the house this morning?"

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'

"Was that the crack of dawn, Arthur, or your back?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"And what are those two words that motivate us each and every day?"

A vacancy in the Finance Department

"Morning Gorgeous!"

'Good Morning!'

"We're making you Breakfast in Bed."

'And in a landslide, the winner of the 'Waking Up Your Owner' race...'

'Hey Dad - you're shaving with my transistor radio!'

'Well, Hawkins, I see you made it to work on time.'

'Guess what? The sun came up again today.'

'My husband always starts the day with a bound.'

'He LIVES! -- The monster LIVES!'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

'Do you have to yell at the boy when he throws the paper?'

'I love the mornings...'