Morning Chaos Aficionado Gifts

Three-Martini Breakfast

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Future garbage truck driver.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Tired Barbie

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

1,572 Performances.

'I didn't have time to prepare a resume.'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Household water use'

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"I'm more of a day owl."

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

Steadman - The Early Years.

Speech - no, he's going to ask his boss for a rise.

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

"Good coffee."

"Was that the crack of dawn, Arthur, or your back?"

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'

"And what are those two words that motivate us each and every day?"

"Morning Gorgeous!"

"We're making you Breakfast in Bed."

"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"

'And in a landslide, the winner of the 'Waking Up Your Owner' race...'

'Guess what? The sun came up again today.'

'My husband always starts the day with a bound.'

'He LIVES! -- The monster LIVES!'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!