Morning Chaos Enthusiasts Gifts

"Look at it this way, Herb....at least the paperboy didn't throw it on the roof this time!"

Just a sec...

Future garbage truck driver.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Tired Barbie

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

1,572 Performances.

'I didn't have time to prepare a resume.'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"Hell: The Airport"

City centre pub.

'Do you want toast with that?'

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"I'm more of a day owl."

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

"Good coffee."

"And what are those two words that motivate us each and every day?"

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'

"Was that the crack of dawn, Arthur, or your back?"

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"We're making you Breakfast in Bed."

'Good Morning!'

"Morning Gorgeous!"

'Guess what? The sun came up again today.'

'And in a landslide, the winner of the 'Waking Up Your Owner' race...'

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."