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"Look at it this way, Herb....at least the paperboy didn't throw it on the roof this time!"

Just a sec...

Future garbage truck driver.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Tired Barbie

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

1,572 Performances.

'I didn't have time to prepare a resume.'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

'Do you want toast with that?'

City centre pub.

"Hell: The Airport"

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

"Good coffee."

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"Was that the crack of dawn, Arthur, or your back?"

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'

"And what are those two words that motivate us each and every day?"

"Morning Gorgeous!"

'Good Morning!'

"We're making you Breakfast in Bed."

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

'He LIVES! -- The monster LIVES!'

'My husband always starts the day with a bound.'