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'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

Face painting.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Multi-tasking.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Tired Barbie

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Unsafe Drain Covers!

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

'Food fight!'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

Fetching some bread

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

"The Hamptons were nice but it feels good to be back in the city."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

A mad scientist.

Ernest Hemingway: Write drunk, edit drunk.

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

'I think a PowerPoint presentation would have sufficed for your project on the Big Bang Theory Jenkins!!'