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"Buttered side down! Happy days!

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"That's it. We’re toast."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

German Expressionist Breakfast

Multi-tasking.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'Now here's a place I like!'

Toast: the high energy food

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Non-Power Breakfast

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Pope tarts.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Cereal Tasting.

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

Paging for a Doctor

'Anybody for breakfast?'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'How would you like your toast?'