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'Are we running late.'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Tired Barbie

Dog Day Afternoon

Power breakfast.

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

"Honey, I appreciate the effort, but you're frightening our son."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

Vegan Voldemort

Welcome Cynthia and her flaming performing dogs!

Hot trends on the school run. . .

"No thanks. Our ducks have already been cleaned."

A severe case of getting up on the wrong side of bed...

'Bill's alarm clocks were going off early today.'

Wind-up Radio

A toy truck blocks a number of toy cars.

"We decorated the eggs, the bacon and the toast."

A recent scientific study has concluded that toast and marmalade may be hazardous to your health.

'I see your future ... it's gonna be a riot!'

"Sam is a percussionists' percussionist."

Three-Martini Breakfast

"Slow down! You're toasting your Blackberry and talking into a Pop Tart."

"Don't worry. You'll just be giving an informal seminar."

'It all began when they exchange pleasantries.'

Occupy Waffle House.

'He should not have ragouted with a reechy betta.'

'Wakey,wakey - we don't want to be late for Relate!'