Breakfast Chaos Conductor Gifts

'Are we running late.'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Tired Barbie

Dog Day Afternoon

Power breakfast.

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

"Honey, I appreciate the effort, but you're frightening our son."

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

Vegan Voldemort

A severe case of getting up on the wrong side of bed...

'Bill's alarm clocks were going off early today.'

"No thanks. Our ducks have already been cleaned."

Hot trends on the school run. . .

Welcome Cynthia and her flaming performing dogs!

Wind-up Radio

"Sam is a percussionists' percussionist."

"We decorated the eggs, the bacon and the toast."

A recent scientific study has concluded that toast and marmalade may be hazardous to your health.

'I see your future ... it's gonna be a riot!'

A toy truck blocks a number of toy cars.

Three-Martini Breakfast

"Slow down! You're toasting your Blackberry and talking into a Pop Tart."

'He should not have ragouted with a reechy betta.'

Occupy Waffle House.

'It all began when they exchange pleasantries.'

"Don't worry. You'll just be giving an informal seminar."

'Wakey,wakey - we don't want to be late for Relate!'