Morning Chaos Coordinator Gifts

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

The Baby Walker

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Quick, start the car!"

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"The meeting will come to order."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Here and There Trays

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Riding School Chaos

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Kitchen Tetris

Bears going water skiing.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'Great Therapy!'

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'