Morning Chaos Explorer Gifts

Milkman on Early Morning Round

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

Tired Barbie

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

The Best Laid Plans

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

"It's all right dear, it only seems what it is."

Chaos Hieronymus Bosch style

The Black Hole of Plans

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

Morning Routine

"Please don't tell me they're making broth."

"It's Jung out there, son"

Hot trends on the school run. . .

'I see it as an adventure Joe...and the best adventures are the ones that challenge you...Ah...and this would explain your collection of hazmat suits.'

A severe case of getting up on the wrong side of bed...

'Do you mind if I smoke?'

'Bill's alarm clocks were going off early today.'

ABSOLUTELY NO SKATEBOARDING

"Coffee doesn't get me out of bed in the morning. I need a direct short from a defibrillator."

"I'm afraid we can't accept your grant proposal. You can't predict the way water flows from a faucet!"

Wind-up Radio

'Something moved!'

A man hunting in gale of wind

'You HAD to buy the cheap knockoff.'

Three-Martini Breakfast

"Slow down! You're toasting your Blackberry and talking into a Pop Tart."

Change In Travel Plans

'We'd rather have a bowl of Cow-Cow Plops!'

"It's technically a milkshake, but if I call it a 'smoothie,' I can have it for breakfast."

"Bummer. I sure wish we had noticed that sign before."

'Is that lunch or one of my shirts you're burning?'

"Please don't make me work from home. I have a stay-at-home husband and two pre-schoolers."