Morning Chaos Explorer Pillows

Milkman on Early Morning Round

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

Tired Barbie

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

The Best Laid Plans

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

"It's all right dear, it only seems what it is."

The Black Hole of Plans

Chaos Hieronymus Bosch style

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

Morning Routine

"Please don't tell me they're making broth."

'Do you mind if I smoke?'

'Bill's alarm clocks were going off early today.'

A severe case of getting up on the wrong side of bed...

"Coffee doesn't get me out of bed in the morning. I need a direct short from a defibrillator."

ABSOLUTELY NO SKATEBOARDING

"It's Jung out there, son"

'I see it as an adventure Joe...and the best adventures are the ones that challenge you...Ah...and this would explain your collection of hazmat suits.'

Hot trends on the school run. . .

"I'm afraid we can't accept your grant proposal. You can't predict the way water flows from a faucet!"

Wind-up Radio

A man hunting in gale of wind

'Something moved!'

'You HAD to buy the cheap knockoff.'

Three-Martini Breakfast

"Slow down! You're toasting your Blackberry and talking into a Pop Tart."

"It's technically a milkshake, but if I call it a 'smoothie,' I can have it for breakfast."

"Bummer. I sure wish we had noticed that sign before."

'We'd rather have a bowl of Cow-Cow Plops!'

Change In Travel Plans

'Is that lunch or one of my shirts you're burning?'

"Please don't make me work from home. I have a stay-at-home husband and two pre-schoolers."