Morning Chaos Master Gifts

"Slow down! You're toasting your Blackberry and talking into a Pop Tart."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Tired Barbie

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

man juggling career, home and children

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

"Tough time getting out of the house this morning?"

In his haste to wipe out the hornets' nest, Jerry mistakenly grabbed a can of spray paint,

'Oh my God, we've been burgle- ... oh wait, I just remembered, we've got children.'

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

Musician playing very long brass instrument.

Hot trends on the school run. . .

A severe case of getting up on the wrong side of bed...

'Bill's alarm clocks were going off early today.'

Wind-up Radio

'Is it too early to start driving you out of your mind?'

Three-Martini Breakfast

Fred brings home one too many cute refrigerator magnets.

"Of course working from home does have some problems."

"Miss Harris, make me a bunch of appointments I can't possibly keep."

Meet my three pets

Just a sec...

'Wakey,wakey - we don't want to be late for Relate!'

'Did you wake up late this morning, Sally?'

"My brother never gets into trouble for anything...he has all his excuses on file and alphabetized!"

Milkman on Early Morning Round

"I'll say no to the kiss this morning, Agnus, you haven't shaved yet."