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Three-Martini Breakfast

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Future garbage truck driver.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Tired Barbie

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

1,572 Performances.

'I didn't have time to prepare a resume.'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Household water use'

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

Speech - no, he's going to ask his boss for a rise.

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

"Good coffee."

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'

"And what are those two words that motivate us each and every day?"

"Was that the crack of dawn, Arthur, or your back?"

"Morning Gorgeous!"

"We're making you Breakfast in Bed."

'Guess what? The sun came up again today.'

'My husband always starts the day with a bound.'

'He LIVES! -- The monster LIVES!'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

'And in a landslide, the winner of the 'Waking Up Your Owner' race...'

"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"

'I love the mornings...'