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'Bill's alarm clocks were going off early today.'

A severe case of getting up on the wrong side of bed...

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Tired Barbie

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Unrest Area.

1,572 Performances.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

'I didn't have time to prepare a resume.'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Do you want toast with that?'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

Chaos Theory Conference.

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

"What?"

"You stop it, now!"

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

"I'm more of a day owl."

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."