Morning Mayhem Enthusiast Prints

Wordilly Durdillies - Larry needed time to get his head together

Future garbage truck driver.

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Running Latte

1,572 Performances.

'Do you want toast with that?'

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

The Coordination Committee meets. . .

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"Good coffee."

"Dang it."

"Tough time getting out of the house this morning?"

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'

"And what are those two words that motivate us each and every day?"

"Was that the crack of dawn, Arthur, or your back?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

A vacancy in the Finance Department

"We're making you Breakfast in Bed."

'Good Morning!'

"Morning Gorgeous!"

'Do you have to yell at the boy when he throws the paper?'

'Guess what? The sun came up again today.'

'My husband always starts the day with a bound.'

'He LIVES! -- The monster LIVES!'

'And in a landslide, the winner of the 'Waking Up Your Owner' race...'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

'Hey Dad - you're shaving with my transistor radio!'

'Well, Hawkins, I see you made it to work on time.'

'I love the mornings...'

"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"