The Noisy Neighbours
Melody Maker's Mayhem Gifts
Looking for a gift for your melody maker? Discover clever and whimsical items that capture the lively spirit of musicians and music lovers. Perfect for those who bring harmony and mayhem to every tune, our collection offers something special for every musical soul. From humorous mugs to vibrant t-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints, find a gift that resonates with their creative chaos and love for music.
"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."
Marimba
Guitarist
"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."
"I'm the only sane artist in the world."
'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'
Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.
Piano Recital
"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"
Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"
Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!
Music downloads
Musical notes bubble gum.
Eric Clapton.
"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"
'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'
"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."
Artist and Musician
Guitar Man.
"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"
Six jazz instruments.
'Their daughter plays the violin.'
Noel Coward.
Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."
May your Christmas be full of harmony
A woman playing a keyboard
"Check out this new store."
French horn.
"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."
Blues artis's daily list
Sir Edward Elgar
Romantic Duet
Jerry Lordan
"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"
Melody Maker's Mayhem Gifts Collection
Melody Maker's Mayhem Mugs
Explore our collection of fun melody maker’s mayhem mugs—perfect for musicians who like their coffee as lively as their music sessions.
Melody Maker's Mayhem Pillows
Discover pillows that add a touch of musical chaos and comfort to any space—ideal for melody makers who love to relax and unwind.
Melody Maker's Mayhem Prints
Browse our vibrant prints that capture the energetic spirit of melody makers’ mayhem—perfect for decorating any music lover’s space.
Melody Maker's Mayhem T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that resonate with melody makers’ mayhem—whimsical, musical-themed tees for every passionate musician’s wardrobe.