Mall Mate T-Shirts

Watching shopping channel - "Why do you always drag me along when you go shopping?"

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

Pirates at the mall.

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....

It's good to get together with friends!

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

'This plumber you recommended...mate of yours, is he?'

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

Australian stress counselling.

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"

Pub Quiz

Two Old Boys

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

'Your operation is delayed for a couple of hours... there's a big sale at the mall down the street and all the nurses are down there.'

"My religion? I'm a consumerist, first reformed midwest synod. We pray facing the Mall of America."

'I'm going to need backup on two. 'The situation' is escalating.'

New Mall

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.