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Wordplay: Intoxicated.

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

'So I said 'You must be frackin' joking!''

"Look, these are the hydraulics of the situation..."

'It would take all day for the joggler to turn the bowlders into colluvia.'

"What part of venti frappuccino macchiato frizzi skinny latte antoccino do you not understand?"

Match Point

"Let's not call it an affair, let's call it a non-linear sexual episode."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"The overthinker"

Eldrow

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"That's hardly necessary!"

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'I'll try to keep my remarks brief.'

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"I've been window-shopping..."

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"