Culinary Gymnasts T-Shirts

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Come dine with me!

Counting ribs

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Ice Cream Surgeon

The wonderful world of cheese.

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

6 Brothers Falafel

"You're the lid to my pot."

Pi Ala Mode.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Wok. Don't Wok.

Picking pastries.

"Rump roast?"

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Cookbooks

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

Children's Feast.