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"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

'It's all homemade.'

'Mary had a little lamb - with mint jelly.'

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

Cooking with Pierre

"Then add one extra large egg..."

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

Old Spice

Al Dante

Cheese Secret

'Maybe we shouldn't show how sausage and foie gras are made on the same day.'

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."