Culinary Teacher T-Shirts

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Come dine with me!

'All You Can Eat Wings.'

"That is why you don't put 'instant rice' in a slow cooker."

And that's how to make cheese fondue!

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

Lunch Pack Notre Dame

'...but if you are naughty you will end up covered in a secret recipe of eleven herbs and spices.'

'I failed my wine appreciation class. I swirled, sniffed and spilled out every sample perfectly. If only I had remembered to taste them.'

Sandwich snob.

"Mom is learning a new potion from the witch channel."

Chicago School of Home Economics

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Remember, never put all your eggs into one omelet."

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"I can't put my finger on it...but something is very wrong."

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Bake off: Flan B

"I'm looking for some sage advice."

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

Baking

"Six pounds of greedy pig, ten pounds of holy cow and one no spring chicken."

"Sauted lard, please."

"Say hello to my little friend!"

Cooking with Pierre

"First you make a roux."

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

"First rules of chef school: no serving table scraps, and if food falls on the floor, leave it."