Mini Gymnast Gifts

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Handstand

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Little league world series of poker.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"The overthinker"

A baby playing on a grand piano

"That's hardly necessary!"

"Better luck next time, kid."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

'It's more festive-looking!'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Soccer kids texting

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

'So I said 'You must be frackin' joking!''

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

"She's always been a quick learner."

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

Professional Couples

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

Match Point