Mini Magician Gifts

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Young Houdini

"Better luck next time, kid."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

Go on! Pick a card.

'My nephew Richie can download all your work from the internet for free. You are all fired.'

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

"We're looking for fresh, exciting, independent voices which are very similar to those of our existing bestsellers."

Ok, the first challenge is to throw out all the cheap crap in the swag bag we just gave you.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. VII

'MOM! -- Kevin's sticking pins in my Harry Potter doll!'

"We've had millions of visitors to our website, but there's no way of telling how many of them actually believe in us!"

'They hired me to work on a ceramic engine.'

"All these drawings you do that she sticks on the fridge door - what are you getting out of it?"

Jerry was such a copycat.

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"

hey good lookin ( 'six summers' card range idea)

B flat

'Your behavior is inappropriate and completely unacceptable!' 'Talk to the hand!'

" 'Complimentary' or not, you can't take ninety million dollars' worth of mints."

For years he had spent every free moment working on his perpetual motion machine. So far, he was up to 18 seconds.

"As the Genie of the Stapler I grant you three wishes. All must involve paper products, of course."